If you’ve been reading those silly Yahoo or MSN articles about why January is the season for divorce, you know that it’s either because there wasn’t enough court time during the holidays or the “consciously uncoupled” (Re: 10 Words I Hope Will Die Off in 2015) desire a fresh start in the new year. You also know that it’s every dating website’s yearly Christmas gift:

“Divorcées appear to like company. Jan. 4 was the busiest day of the year for online dating with traffic peaking at 8:52 p.m. Eastern Time, according to dating website Match.com. The country’s largest dating website — which has 2.8 million subscribers in North America — sees a 38% jump in registrations between December and February. Dating app Zoosk typically sees a 26% spike in sign-ups in the two weeks after Christmas.”

These days, it feels like the media talks about divorce as if these…